MRQE Ranks: MRQE's 50 WORST Ranked Movies of All Time

1

The Glimmer Man (1996)

Cast: Steven Seagal, Keenen Ivory Wayans, Bob Gunton, Brian Cox, Michelle Johnson

Director: John Gray, J. Gray

Synopsis: Two cops with almost nothing in common find themselves brought together to capture a psychotic murderer in this action thriller. Jack Cole (Steven ... [MORE]

2

Redline (2007)

Cast: Nadia Bjorlin, Nathan Phillips, Angus Macfadyen, Eddie Griffin, Tim Matheson

Director: Andy Cheng

Synopsis: Eddie Griffin and Nathan Phillips put the pedal to the metal in stunt coordinator-turned-director Andy Cheng's supercharged auto thriller. As a ser... [MORE]

3

Old Dogs (2009/I)

Cast: John Travolta, Robin Williams, Seth Green, Kelly Preston, Conner Rayburn

Director: Walt Becker

Synopsis: John Travolta and Robin Williams team up in the Walt Disney Company's Old Dogs, a family comedy that pairs the two as close business partners whose... [MORE]

4

Bratz (2007)

Cast: Logan Browning, Janel Parrish, Nathalia Ramos, Skyler Shaye, Chelsea Staub

Director: Sean McNamara

Synopsis: The most popular fashion dolls in America make the leap to the big screen in this live-action adventure that follows four diverse teenage girls who... [MORE]

5

Knock Off (1998)

Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Rob Schneider, Paul Sorvino, Lela Rochon, Michael Wong

Director: Tsui Hark

Writer: Stephen E. deSouza

Synopsis: Hong Kong action genre craftsman Tsui Hark directed this martial arts tale, his second collaboration with actor Jean-Claude Van Damme after Double ... [MORE]

6

Never Talk to Strangers (1995)

Cast: Antonio Banderas, Rebecca De Mornay, Dennis Miller, Len Cariou, Harry Dean Stanton

Director: Peter Hall

Synopsis: A beautiful but reserved criminal psychiatrist must deal with the obsessive stalking of a dangerous killer in this erotically charged thriller. The... [MORE]

7

All About Steve (2009)

Cast: Sandra Bullock, Bradley Cooper, Thomas Haden Church, Ken Jeong, DJ Qualls

Director: Phil Traill

Synopsis: A brilliant crossword-puzzle designer travels across the country in hopes of convincing a CCN cameraman that the pair is meant to be together, only... [MORE]

8

The Fog (2005)

Cast: Tom Welling, Maggie Grace, Selma Blair, DeRay Davis, Kenneth Welsh

Director: Rupert Wainwright

Synopsis: John Carpenter's well-remembered thriller gets an update in this remake from director Rupert Wainwright. Nick Castle (Tom Welling) is a charter-boa... [MORE]

9

Delta Farce (2007)

Cast: Larry the Cable Guy, Bill Engvall, DJ Qualls, Danny Trejo, Marisol Nichols

Director: C.B. Harding

Synopsis: When a hard-luck blue-collar worker and his two best friends are mistaken for Army Reservists by a tough-talking Army sergeant, the plane set to fl... [MORE]

10

King's Ransom (2005)

Cast: Anthony Anderson, Jay Mohr, Kellita Smith, Nicole Ari Parker, Regina Hall

Director: Jeff Byrd

Synopsis: A multi-millionaire plans a scam that goes wrong in a great many ways in this comedy. Malcolm King (Anthony Anderson) is a wildly successful busine... [MORE]

11

In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

Cast: Jason Statham, Leelee Sobieski, John Rhys-Davies, Ron Perlman, Claire Forlani

Director: Uwe Boll

Synopsis: Uwe Boll's fantasy adventure film In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale stars Jason Statham as Farmer, a simple man from the Kingdom of Ehb... [MORE]

12

88 Minutes (2007)

Cast: Al Pacino, Alicia Witt, Leelee Sobieski, Amy Brenneman, William Forsythe

Director: Jon Avnet

Synopsis: Jon Avnet directs Al Pacino in the thriller 88 Minutes. Pacino plays university professor Jack Gramm, who occasionally assists the FBI in matters o... [MORE]

13

BloodRayne (2005)

Cast: Kristanna Loken, Michael Madsen, Michelle Rodriguez, Ben Kingsley, Udo Kier

Director: Uwe Boll

Synopsis: The war against the forces of darkness becomes a family affair in this cinematic prequel to the popular video game *Bloodrayne. In 16th century Eur... [MORE]

14

Deal (2008/I)

Cast: Bret Harrison, Burt Reynolds, Charles Durning, Shannon Elizabeth, Jennifer Tilly

Director: Gil Cates Jr.

Synopsis: A hot-shot college card player and a retired poker legend team up to take Sin City for all its worth, only to find themselves going toe to toe in t... [MORE]

15

Daddy Day Camp (2007)

Cast: Cuba Gooding Jr., Richard Gant, Paul Rae, Lochlyn Munro, Tamala Jones

Director: Fred Savage

Synopsis: Directed by one-time child star Fred Savage, Daddy Day Camp, the sequel to Eddie Murphy's Daddy Day Care, stars Cuba Gooding Jr. and Paul Rae as Ch... [MORE]

16

The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)

Cast: Paris Hilton, Joel David Moore, Christine Lakin, Adam Kulbersh, Greg Wilson

Director: Tom Putnam

Synopsis: An attractive bachelorette (Paris Hilton) finds that her chances of landing a man hinge far too much on her unattractive best friend (Christine Lak... [MORE]

17

Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)

Cast: Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, Mark Pillow, Margot Kidder, Jackie Cooper

Director: Sidney J. Furie

Synopsis: Superman (Christopher Reeve) tries to save the world from nuclear destruction at the hands of Lex Luthor (Gene Hackman) in this action film featuri... [MORE]

18

My Boss's Daughter (2003)

Cast: Ashton Kutcher, Tara Reid, Terence Stamp, Jeffrey Tambor, Andy Richter

Director: David Zucker

Synopsis: Anarchic comedy veteran David Zucker directs hot young thing of 2003 Ashton Kutcher in the fast-paced romantic comedy My Boss's Daughter. Kutcher p... [MORE]

19

Miss March (2009)

Cast: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi, Molly Stanton, Holly Hindman

Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore

Synopsis: Directors Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore collaborate on this comedy centering on the bizarre experiences of a man who awakens from a four-year coma ... [MORE]

20

Material Girls (2006)

Cast: Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, Anjelica Huston, Lukas Haas, Maria Conchita Alonso

Director: Martha Coolidge

Synopsis: Stripped of their wealth and forced to fend for themselves when the multi-million-dollar cosmetics company inherited from their father suffers due ... [MORE]

21

Date Movie (2006)

Cast: Alyson Hannigan, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Tony Cox, Fred Willard

Director: Aaron Seltzer

Synopsis: The glorious Hollywood institution of the romantic comedy gets raked over the coals in this broad parody of any number of boy-meets-girl flicks. Ju... [MORE]

22

Kickin It Old Skool (2007)

Cast: Jamie Kennedy, Maria Menounos, Michael Rosenbaum, Bobby Lee, Miguel A. Nunez Jr.

Director: Harvey Glazer

Synopsis: Rendered comatose for 20 years after a freak breakdancing accident, former child dancer Justin Schumacher (Jamie Kennedy) awakens from his extended... [MORE]

23

Color of Night (1994)

Cast: Bruce Willis, Jane March, Ruben Blades, Lesley Ann Warren, Scott Bakula

Director: Richard Rush

Synopsis: When New York psychiatrist Bill Capa (Bruce Willis, in an uncharacteristically un-smirking performance) visits Los Angeles to take over his murdere... [MORE]

24

Boat Trip (2002)

Cast: Cuba Gooding Jr., Horatio Sanz, Roselyn Sanchez, Vivica A. Fox, Maurice Godin

Director: Mort Nathan

Synopsis: Two guys looking for a respite from their bumpy romantic lives find themselves in the midst of a very confusing situation in this broad comedy. Jer... [MORE]

25

The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008)

Cast: Haley Bennett, Chace Crawford, AnnaLynne McCord, Shannon Marie Woodward, Jake Weber

Director: Mickey Liddell

Synopsis: Go and Broken Hearts Club producer Mickey Liddell makes his feature directorial debut with this suspense thriller about a high-school student who a... [MORE]

26

Epic Movie (2007)

Cast: Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge, Jayma Mays, Faune Chambers

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Synopsis: Scary Movie screenwriters Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer join forces to parody the "biggest" movies ever to hit the silver screen in this comedy... [MORE]

27

Meet the Deedles (1998)

Cast: Steve Van Wormer, Paul Walker, A.J. Langer, John Ashton, Dennis Hopper

Director: Steve Boyum

Synopsis: Hawaiian surfer dudes Stew (Steve Van Wormer) and Phil Deedle (Paul Walker), fraternal twins, are about to be expelled from school, so their wealth... [MORE]

28

I Know Who Killed Me (2007)

Cast: Lindsay Lohan, Julia Ormond, Neal McDonough, Brian Geraghty, Bonnie Aarons

Director: Chris Sivertson

Synopsis: Lindsay Lohan stars in the mind-bending psychological thriller I Know Who Killed Me. She plays Aubrey Fleming, an unfortunate young woman whose lif... [MORE]

29

Vampires Suck (2010)

Cast: Matt Lanter, Chris Riggi, Ken Jeong, Jenn Proske, Diedrich Bader

Director: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer

Synopsis: The comedy masterminds behind Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans drive a squeaky rubber stake through the heart of the Twilight seri... [MORE]

30

Highlander III: The Sorcerer (1994)

Cast: Christopher Lambert, Mario Van Peebles, Deborah Unger, Mako, Martin Neufeld

Director: Andy Morahan

Synopsis: Conner MacLeod (Christopher Lambert) returns in this, the third film in the Highlander series. MacLeod is an "Immortal," a 16th century Scottish so... [MORE]

31

An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn (1997)

Cast: Sylvester Stallone, Whoopi Goldberg, Jackie Chan, Eric Idle, Ryan O'Neal

Director: Arthur Hiller, Alan Smithee

Synopsis: First, a little background: in 1955, the Director's Guild of America created the pseudonym Alan Smithee, which film directors are allowed to use if... [MORE]

32

The Master of Disguise (2002)

Cast: Dana Carvey, Jennifer Esposito, Harold Gould, James Brolin, Brent Spiner

Director: Perry Andelin Blake

Synopsis: Dana Carvey ventures into the world of PG-rated, family-oriented entertainment as star and co-writer of this light adventure comedy, which requires... [MORE]

33

Mr. Magoo (1997)

Cast: Leslie Nielsen, Kelly Lynch, Matt Keeslar, Nick Chinlund, Stephen Tobolowsky

Director: Stanley Tong

Synopsis: Action-adventure director Stanley Tong (Supercop, Rumble in the Bronx) did a change of pace by directing this live-action adaptation of UPA's bumbl... [MORE]

34

Who's Your Caddy? (2007)

Cast: Antwan Andre Patton, Andy Milonakis, Faizon Love, Tony Cox, Terry Crews

Director: Don Michael Paul

Synopsis: When a high-profile hip-hop star is denied membership into an exclusive country club in the Hamptons, he comes up with a cunning plan to subvert th... [MORE]

35

Baby Geniuses (1999)

Cast: Kathleen Turner, Christopher Lloyd, Kim Cattrall, Peter MacNicol, Dom DeLuise

Director: Bob Clark

Synopsis: Dr. Elena Kinder (Kathleen Turner) is the highly visible chief executive of BABYCO, the world's largest manufacturer of baby products. The company ... [MORE]

36

Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Cast: Tom Green, Rip Torn, Marisa Coughlan, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Harland Williams

Director: Tom Green

Synopsis: Television star Tom Green makes his directorial debut with this gross-out comedy. Green stars as Gord Brody, a 28-year-old slacker who aspires to b... [MORE]

37

Glitter (2001)

Cast: Mariah Carey, Max Beesley, Da Brat, Tia Texada, Valarie Pettiford

Director: Vondie Curtis-Hall

Synopsis: The acting debut of pop music diva Mariah Carey loosely traces the singer's real-life trajectory to fame. Carey is Billie, an impoverished girl gro... [MORE]

38

Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

Cast: Jon Voight, Scott Baio, Vanessa Angel, Skyler Shaye, Justin Chatwin

Director: Bob Clark

Writer: Steven Paul

Synopsis: Directed by Bob Clark, Super Babies: Baby Geniuses 2 follows a new generation of ultra-smart talking toddlers who have landed in the center of a da... [MORE]

39

House of the Dead (2003)

Cast: Jonathan Cherry, Tyron Leitso, Clint Howard, Ona Grauer, Ellie Cornell

Director: Uwe Boll

Synopsis: Adapted from the popular Sega arcade video game of the same name, director Uwe Boll's action horror effort finds a group of partying teens stranded... [MORE]

40

Meet the Spartans (2008)

Cast: Sean Maguire, Carmen Electra, Ken Davitian, Kevin Sorbo, Diedrich Bader

Director: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

Synopsis: From the creators of Scary Movie and Date Movie comes this tongue-in-cheek parody of the sword-and-sandal epics, dubbed Meet the Spartans. The 20th... [MORE]

41

On Deadly Ground (1994)

Cast: Steven Seagal, Michael Caine, Joan Chen, John C. McGinley, R. Lee Ermey

Director: Steven Seagal

Synopsis: Jennings (Michael Caine), a corrupt company owner will stop at nothing to open a new refinery in Alaska. Forrest Taft (Steven Seagal), a disgruntl... [MORE]

42

Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000)

Cast: John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker, Kim Coates, Richard Tyson

Director: Roger Christian

Synopsis: This big-budget science fiction adventure centers on a final battle between good and evil for control of the world. In the year 3000, Earth is rule... [MORE]

43

College (2008)

Cast: John Link Graney, Kevin Covais, Andrew Caldwell, Haley Bennett

Director: Deb Hagan

Synopsis: The silent comedy feature College stars Buster Keaton as a scholarly young man who doesn't know beans about sports. When he arrives in college, Bus... [MORE]

44

Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector (2006)

Cast: Larry the Cable Guy, Iris Bahr, Bruce Bruce, Joanna Cassidy, Brooke Dillman

Director: Trent Cooper

Synopsis: A laid-back health inspector's comfortable routine receives an unwelcome shake up when he's assigned the task of training his new rookie partner an... [MORE]

45

Alone in the Dark (2005)

Cast: Christian Slater, Tara Reid, Stephen Dorff, Frank C. Turner, Mathew Walker

Director: Uwe Boll

Synopsis: An otherworldly investigator learns of a secret which could mean the end of civilization as we know it in this thriller based on the popular video ... [MORE]

46

Farce of the Penguins (2006)

Director: Bob Saget

Synopsis: Animal Planet aesthetics get infused with blush-inducing blue-humor sensibilities as director Bob Saget teams with an all-star cast of comics inclu... [MORE]

47

Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)

Cast: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Michael Jai White, Heidi Schanz, Xander Berkeley, Bill Goldberg

Director: Mic Rodgers

Synopsis: Jean-Claude Van Damme returns as cybernetic warrior Luc Deveraux in this sequel to the 1992 action hit. After barely surviving his experiences as a... [MORE]

48

Disaster Movie (2008)

Cast: Matt Lanter, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Minnillo, Carmen Electra, Nicole Parker

Director: Aaron Seltzer, Jason Friedberg

Synopsis: The filmmaking team behind Date Movie and Meet the Spartans is back with a comedy spoof sending up disaster movies in this Lionsgate production. Ma... [MORE]

49

National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)

Cast: Will Friedle, Chris Owen, Louise Lasser, Renee Taylor, Rudy de Luca

Director: Gary Preisler

Synopsis: American independent filmmaker Gary Preisler makes his film debut as a writer/director with the black comedy National Lampoon's Gold Diggers. Twent... [MORE]

50

Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011)

Cast: Nick Swardson, Christina Ricci, Don Johnson, Pauly Shore, Stephen Dorff

Director: Tom Brady

Synopsis: Adam Sandler produces Columbia Pictures comedy starring Nick Swardson as a schlub from nowhere who heads out West to become a porn star after findi... [MORE]